…To start with there was but one, single, solitary Foot Balling entity & they were known as, quite simply

The

Sheffield Foot Ball Club

Having come together way, way back in 1857, they’ll find themselves having to wait a whole three years before they’ll have anyone else to play with at all

Sheffield 1st XI

Sheffield 2nd XI

Vs

…Oh, not again

Come 1860

Hallam F.C

…are forced to form just to give them a proper bloody game

…& so, at 2:30 on Boxing Day of 1860, the World’s first Football match, proper, Kicks-Off in the driving drizzle &, after much running about, hacking each other, handling the ball whenever they felt like it*, & an Hour & a blessed Half later, ceases with a Final Tally of…

Sheffield

2-0

Hallam

It falls to…

natty

Nathaniel Creswick

…to place

…the ‘Leather’…

…where the…

Back of the Net

shall eventually, one day*, be all a bulge & billow

…& in-so-doing finds himself the very first of, oh, so many Footballers to follow to register for their teams & them selves, a ‘GOAL !

…& The Football Game, Ladies & Gentlemen, is well & truly up & running